Candwich

Making sandwiches is so difficult! You have to put things in between bread! That takes so much effort! Wouldn’t it be easier if you could just open a can and it be done? Available in either PB&J or BBQ Chicken, the Candwich solves this problem forever!

While I do love made-up words, the Candwich truly repulses me. It takes lazy to a whole new level to send your kid to school with a sandwich that came in a can, which is precisely what this is advertised as being good for. But wait, to sweeten the deal, also in the can is a piece of Laffy Taffy. Practically a complete meal. Conveniently the same size as a soda can, the website says that you can find this at your local Walmart. Of course it would be for sale there.

For full disclosure, I’ve eaten canned bread before. Once upon a time, I was a connoisseur of military MREs (seriously), and the bread in those things would be more than a couple years old. I wouldn’t recommend eating that either. It isn’t the bread that bothers me. It’s the filling. Year old BBQ chicken encased in bread? Yikes.

Should you eat this? You could probably safely eat the PB&J. It’s probably not bad. BBQ Chicken though? Steer clear.

Have I personally tried this? Nope.

Available here, in packs of 4 or 24. It's quite the bargain with 4-packs running you $8.